The New Princess Now Has A Birth Certificate And It Raises Many Important Questions

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Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge was born into the world at the weekend, and it’s been made official with this standard birth certificate issued by the state.

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But a closer look shows that when William and Catherine were asked for their “occupation” they wrote… Oh you know, just “Prince(ss) of the United Kingdom”.

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It also raises some important questions. Like, what are the benefits of this “prince” job? Are there regular performance appraisals? What are the hours like? What’s your boss like?…

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…Is there career progression? Do you get health care? Has anyone ever been fired? And really, the most important question, can anyone be a prince or princess?